The Dáxlamic Republic of Miamanos is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Ramses Pualani with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.733 billion Miamanosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miaman. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Miamanosian economy, worth 67.6 trillion Roots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 18,113 Roots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of Miamanos's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and childhood friends of General Ramses Pualani are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miamanos's national animal is the Farwak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Miamanos is ranked 227,007^th in the world and 212^th in Declansburg for Most Primitive, scoring -103.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.