Population | 8.74 billion |
Capital | Kyiv |
Leader | Ivan Kovalenko |
Faith | Zyonnism |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | walrus |
The Angelic Avant-Garde Asylum of Minskiev is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.74 billion Minskievians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth a remarkable 2,925 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,726 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and Ivan Kovalenko knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (Minskiev has found 14 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the walrus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zyonnism.
Minskiev is ranked 228,012th in the world and 5,411th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Minskiev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Largest Black Market, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 5% for Most Developed.
- : Minskiev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Minskiev was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Minskiev lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Minskiev was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : The Desert Dweller Delegayte of Dakota appointed Minskiev as Officer of Foreign Affairs with authority over Appearance, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Rejected Realms.
- : Minskiev resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Minskiev endorsed The Desert Dweller Delegayte of Dakota.
- : Minskiev was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Minskiev applied to join the World Assembly.