The Grand Duchy of Minuslokobratikkan is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 45 million Minuslokobratikkanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Minuslokobratikkanian economy, worth 1.92 trillion yaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,709 yaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, gambling is outlawed, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minuslokobratikkan's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Minuslokobratikkan is ranked 229,822^nd in the world and 249^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.3 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.