The Federal Republic of Mofin is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marianne Tammi with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 7.232 billion Mofinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bayraktar. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mofinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion Folas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,890 Folas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mofin's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mofin is ranked 12,224^th in the world and 708^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 29.57 average smiles per day.