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Most Secular: 26thHighest Disposable Incomes: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Better to overreact, than to regret it later.
Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Momstononistan

Population22.259 billion

CapitalThe Macroplex of Momstononistan
LeaderMost Supreme Magnificent Ruler
Faithnot available

CurrencyPrecious
AnimalDragon

The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.259 billion Momstononistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth an astonishing 14,297 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 642,334 Preciouses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,405,087 per year while the poor average 64,126, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not available.

Momstononistan is ranked 5,349th in the world and 99th in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 18,247.43 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Secular: 26thHighest Disposable Incomes: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 53rdFattest Citizens: 56thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75thMost Avoided: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 83rdMost Patriotic: 97thLargest Mining Sector: 134thHighest Average Incomes: 162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 184thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 192ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 198thMost Armed: 203rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 206thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 228thMost Efficient Economies: 231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 262ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 264thLargest Retail Industry: 292ndLargest Gambling Industry: 354thHighest Economic Output: 361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 372ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 547thSmartest Citizens: 846thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 869thRudest Citizens: 877thLargest Governments: 958thHighest Crime Rates: 1,651stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,870thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,349thLargest Black Market: 5,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,616thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,639thMost Influential: 12,027thLargest Populations: 12,824thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,053rdMost Conservative: 18,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,789thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,178thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,005th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 172nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionMost Conservative: 374th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Momstononistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Momstononistan, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.

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