Population | 11.272 billion |
Capital | Berlin |
Leader | Empress Tanya Degurechaff |
Faith | Cult of Iron |
Currency | Deutsche Marks |
Animal | Dragon |
The Meritocratical Stratocracy of Motsumoto is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Tanya Degurechaff with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.272 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Motsumotoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,938 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 438,081 Deutsche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Motsumoto's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Iron.
Motsumoto is ranked 1,616th in the world and 63rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.8 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Motsumoto's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Deutsche Marks charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, the news is showing footage of Empress Tanya Degurechaff bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
- : Following new legislation in Motsumoto, the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi.