The Beautiful Soul of Mrev the Dead Goblin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jirix with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.719 billion Goblins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gobbotopia. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The Goblinoid economy, worth 827 trillion Souls a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,474 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Maglubiyetism, the government has enacted freedom of information, and Jirix is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mrev the Dead Goblin's national animal is the Black Fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maglubiyetism.

Mrev the Dead Goblin is ranked 62,973^rd in the world and 23^rd in Underworld for Most Corrupt Governments, with 29.22 kickbacks per hour.