The People's Republic of Myfriendsdadisstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Poobah with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 9.305 billion Myfriendsdadisstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinland. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Myfriendsdadisstanian economy, worth 750 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,633 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myfriendsdadisstan's national animal is the Spider-Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Myfriendsdadisstan is ranked 233,958^th in the world and 5^th in Free Thought for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.89 kickbacks per hour.