The Loooooooooooooooooooong boi of Nandaek is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The cynical, devout population of 752 million Nandaekians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underland. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nandaeken economy, worth 48.7 trillion Deeks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,822 Deeks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nandaek's national animal is the Blowfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nandaek is ranked 24,155^th in the world and 1^st in South west tree for Safest, scoring 111.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.