The Dominion of Napnomadia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alyx Austin with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.692 billion Nomadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juniper. The average income tax rate is 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nomadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion Nors a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 186,714 Nors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, birth rates have hit an all-time low, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Napnomadia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Napnomadia is ranked 287,264^th in the world and 16^th in The Coalition of Card Buddies for Nicest Citizens, with 0.26 average smiles per day.