The Armed Republic of Napolnia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 222 million Napolnians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Napolnian economy, worth 10.5 trillion Opekoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,309 Opekoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Napolnia's national animal is the Fox.

Napolnia is ranked 56,291^st in the world and 40^th in Equiterra for Most Primitive, scoring 50 on the Scary Big Number Scale.