The Free Land of National Freedom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Free Guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.212 billion freeds are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient free economy, worth a remarkable 2,986 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,492 Standard Monetary Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. National Freedom's national animal is the Cattle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom.

National Freedom is ranked 8,905^th in the world and 5^th in Testregionia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.45 law-abiding acts per hour.