The People's Republic of Nee Flan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.678 billion Nee Flanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nee Flanian economy, worth 856 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 150,768 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nee Flan's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nee Flan is ranked 79,363^rd in the world and 3,199^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,164.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.