The Dáxlamic Evergreen Republic of New Bradfordsburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 18.257 billion Evergreen Republicans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samanthalán. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Bradfordsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 4,876 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 267,104 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, Samanthalán has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Declansburg, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into New Bradfordsburgian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bradfordsburg's national animal is the Rutà Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

New Bradfordsburg is ranked 287,913^th in the world and 293^rd in Declansburg for Most Primitive, scoring -546.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.