The You got shielded nation of New Experina is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and smutty television. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.338 billion Experinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Exper. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The strong New Experinan economy, worth 89.0 trillion ExperCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,482 ExperCoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and Experinans seem to be catching more chills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

New Experina is ranked 141,224^th in the world and 117^th in Democratic Unity for Most Patriotic, with 10.45 flags saluted per person per day.