The Constitutional Principality of New Treyland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cody Fitzpatrick with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.317 billion Treylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bedston. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Treylandian economy, worth 378 trillion Moobucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 113,968 Moobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Treylandian lands, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Treylandian language, and foreign despots proudly bandstand on Treylandian airwaves. Crime is totally unknown. New Treyland's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Mighty Netherlandsball.

New Treyland is ranked 253,065^th in the world and 1^st in Bedston Congress for Most Primitive, scoring -161.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.