The Confederacy of Norrikan Socialist Republics is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 434 million Norrikans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Zaer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.9%.

The strong Norrikan economy, worth 28.2 trillion Norrikan Thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,045 Norrikan Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norrikan Socialist Republics's national animal is the Rikan Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Norrikan Socialist Republics is ranked 58,341^st in the world and 19^th in 8th International for Most Corrupt Governments, with 31.29 kickbacks per hour.