The Democratic Republic of North chine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrew Geogre with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.547 billion North chineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bei jing. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient North chinean economy, worth 636 trillion RMBS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 179,374 RMBS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North chine's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
North chine is ranked 289,487th in the world and 160th in 8th International for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.33 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
North chine, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : North chine published "北蒙特别行政区、朝鲜特别行政区简介" (Factbook: Overview).
- : Following new legislation in North chine, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in North chine, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in North chine, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
- : Following new legislation in North chine, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in North chine, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Following new legislation in North chine, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : Following new legislation in North chine, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in North chine, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
