The United Republics of North Finslisia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eskinder Mayjiw with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.511 billion Finslimins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niktau. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finslide economy, worth 947 trillion Asimis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,011 Asimis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestors are soaking piles of Asimis in blood to make a point about government incomes, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Finslisia's national animal is the Albino Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Efilnikufesin.

North Finslisia is ranked 113,050^th in the world and 10^th in Nova Tero for Safest, scoring 76.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.