Population | 5.392 billion |
Capital | Priekule |
Leader | King Ealstan XXIII |
Faith | Imperial Truth |
Currency | crown |
Animal | moose |
The Empire of Nova Valmiera is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Ealstan XXIII with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.392 billion Nova Valmierans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priekule. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Nova Valmieran economy, worth 505 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,691 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become King Ealstan XXIII's new moniker, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Valmiera's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.
Nova Valmiera is ranked 262,573rd in the world and 9,207th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -199.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nova Valmiera, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Valmiera, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become King Ealstan XXIII's new moniker.
- : Nova Valmiera voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Nova Valmiera voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Nova Valmiera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Nova Valmiera, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
- : Nova Valmiera voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Nova Valmiera voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Following new legislation in Nova Valmiera, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
- : Nova Valmiera endorsed The Room Where it Happened of Millenhaal.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Alvalero, Dragonian Kazaman, Fooooooooo, A Leaf on the Wind, and North East Somerset.