The Republic of Nythi is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 7.881 billion Nythinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ΛTHΞR. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nythian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion Spades a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,464 Spades, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, N-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nythi's national animal is the Nyn.

Nythi is ranked 243,662^nd in the world and 3,995^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 kickbacks per hour.