The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.388 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,929 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Osheigans's kindness, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 290,233^rd in the world and 34^th in Trading Cards for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -30.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.