The Dark Realm of Ozzy Osbourne is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.665 billion Ozzy Osbourneans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The strong Ozzy Osbournean economy, worth 341 trillion rocks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,518 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, and a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Ozzy Osbourne's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ozzy Osbourne is ranked 123,235^th in the world and 64^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,569.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.