The Commonwealth of Pan-American Republics is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 23 million Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The American economy, worth 1.27 trillion Pan-American Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,209 Pan-American Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-American Republics's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pan-American Republics is ranked 82,865^th in the world and 73^rd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,537.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.