The Self-titled cool kid of PARILAND is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.023 billion Sigmas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Djibouti. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sigma economy, worth 634 trillion chromosomes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,805 chromosomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PARILAND's national animal is the 🦘🦘🦘🦘, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is you do you bro.

PARILAND is ranked 89,454^th in the world and 9^th in The New Storm for Safest, scoring 86.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.