The Confederacy of Phobi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Deimos with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.906 billion Phobians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murk. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Phobian economy, worth a remarkable 4,549 trillion Schustaffels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,654 Schustaffels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and the possibility of gain causes universal pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phobi's national animal is the Infidel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phobi is ranked 3,056^th in the world and 143^rd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 139.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.