Population | 8.336 billion |
Capital | Pichu23 City |
Leader | Aidan |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | lolcoin |
Animal | ambulance |
The United States of Pichu23 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aidan with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.336 billion Pichu23ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Environment and Education are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pichu23 City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pichu23ian economy, worth 466 trillion lolcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,977 lolcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pichu23's national animal is the ambulance, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.
Pichu23 is ranked 286,773rd in the world and 61st in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pichu23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
- : Pichu23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, builders across Pichu23 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.