The Great Kingdom of Polomon Islands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by David Kurtsfeld with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.658 billion German Polomons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konigsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Polomon economy, worth 550 trillion Polomon Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,421 Polomon Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, rare steaks seem even bluer now, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Polomon Islands's national animal is the The Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mixed Religons.

Polomon Islands is ranked 87,638^th in the world and 10^th in The Polomon Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.04 kickbacks per hour.