The Resurrection of Proctethia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Proctethia with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.912 billion Proctethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artregon. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Proctethian economy, worth 759 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 85,168 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, and property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proctethia's national animal is the Procteh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pride.

Proctethia is ranked 260,969^th in the world and 4,816^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -192.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.