The United Corporate States of Liberatarianism is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 696 million Liberatarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Liberatarianismian economy, worth 110 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 158,409 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and nano-Frogs are the current fad sweeping the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Liberatarianism's national animal is the Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Liberatarianism is ranked 262,587^th in the world and 4,598^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.