The Grand Duchy of Malvekia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dubont Stilwell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.115 billion Malvekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol Malvekia. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malvekian economy, worth 494 trillion Malvekian Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,669 Malvekian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and public toilets are famed for their rear entries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvekia's national animal is the Mountain Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sanguis Christianity.

Malvekia is ranked 2,863^rd in the world and 53^rd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 66.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.