The Federation of Quetesia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 173 million Quetesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Quetesian economy, worth 6.34 trillion Qwerties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 36,635 Qwerties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags, hospitals in Quetesia are too busy serving the needs of The Allied Nations to see Quetesians, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quetesia's national animal is the Quetesian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quetesia is ranked 101,753^rd in the world and 5^th in The Allied Nations for Safest, scoring 81.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.