The Constitutional Monarchy of Quorin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Roderick III with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 2.118 billion Quorinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdura. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quorinian economy, worth 386 trillion Cragmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,577 Cragmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quorin's national animal is the Alpine Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Virtalis.

Quorin is ranked 13,607^th in the world and 157^th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,813.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.