The Republic of Radiant Armed Forces Three is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 3.59 billion Radiant Armed Forces Threeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arc Hazel Military Complex. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The Radiant Armed Forces Threean economy, worth 153 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,830 Dáxlamic Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, genetic research has been halted, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Radiant Armed Forces Threean politicians, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radiant Armed Forces Three's national animal is the Bay Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Radiant Armed Forces Three is ranked 88,668^th in the world and 1^st in Dux Milan for Most Primitive, scoring 16.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.