The Crowned Republican Estates of Reimuria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by king of the reimurs Exly III McIvy with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 3.408 billion Reimurians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of O'Chmenon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Reimurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion e-stellas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 338,945 e-stellas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,508,343 per year while the poor average 47,403, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reimuria's national animal is the sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agostin's list of Ietsism.

Reimuria is ranked 291,280^th in the world and 11,280^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -757.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.