The Federal Republic of Rojio is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.073 billion Rojians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rojio City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rojian economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion flowers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,880 flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rojians believe manners maketh the leader, common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Rojio has found 2 easter eggs), citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime is totally unknown. Rojio's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rojio is ranked 36,956^th in the world and 2,362^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.03 law-abiding acts per hour.