The ڶᵢₙᎶₒᵢₛₜᵢ匚 ᓰⁿᕴᵘⁱˢⁱᵗⁱᵒⁿ of Royal Twia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ᒍᵘᵒˢ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.285 billion Royal Twians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᵀʷⁱⁿqᵘᵒᵗᵒ ℂ𝕚𝕥𝕪. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal Twian economy, worth 315 trillion Obani Noteses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,261 Obani Noteses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and the roundel of the Royal Twian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Twia's national animal is the Java Peafowl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ᴷᕼᗩᓍ ᴷᓍᵏ Faith.

Royal Twia is ranked 94,612^th in the world and 43^rd in Imperial World Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,057.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.