The People's Republic of Ruseniya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ruseniyan Parliament with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.916 billion Ruseniyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavodar. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ruseniyan economy, worth 337 trillion Koruns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,678 Koruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruseniya's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ruseniya is ranked 8,204^th in the world and 233^rd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 123.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.