The IsThatTheGuyFromTheFootball of Saint Belmar II is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 639 million Belmari's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narfashka and Gluttenburg. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Belmari economy, worth 50.9 trillion Genzaloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,597 Genzaloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, the public transport system has been eliminated, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime is moderate. Saint Belmar II's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Saint Belmar II is ranked 279,777^th in the world and 14^th in Cardsia for Safest, scoring 6.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.