The Cleansed of SaneSauceLand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Baumer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.912 billion Sanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SaneCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanian economy, worth 975 trillion Organic Material and Scraps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 198,647 Organic Material and Scraps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,817,879 per year while the poor average 2,340, a ratio of 776 to 1.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, and nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. SaneSauceLand's national animal is the Tree, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanstition.

SaneSauceLand is ranked 293,679^th in the world and 70^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.27 law-abiding acts per hour.