The United Monarchist State of Second Equestria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Sunny Starscout with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working, devout population of 2.078 billion Equestrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The strong Equestrian economy, worth 123 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,285 Bits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,913 per year while the poor average 4,623, a ratio of 75.9 to 1.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens, Sunni and Orthodox has been named as Second Equestria's national religion, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Second Equestria's national animal is the Pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni and Orthodox.

Second Equestria is ranked 76,893^rd in the world and 7^th in True Hydra Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 101.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.