The Königreich of Sergeantia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Michael II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.113 billion Sergeantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majorikus. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sergeantian economy, worth a remarkable 4,017 trillion Corporalis a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,828 Corporalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, students do more community service than homework, and the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergeantia's national animal is the Wedge-Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Husaria.

Sergeantia is ranked 8,056^th in the world and 5^th in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,810.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.