The Federal Republic of SFRS Syrvostrovia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 452 million Syrvostrovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong SFRS Syrvostrovian economy, worth 23.2 trillion Syrvostrovian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,368 Syrvostrovian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,076 per year while the poor average 3,220, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. SFRS Syrvostrovia's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

SFRS Syrvostrovia is ranked 237,893^rd in the world and 61^st in Saint Helene for Safest, scoring 19.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.