The Constitutional Empire of South Otselic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Harald Morgan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.276 billion South Otselicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adelein. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Otselician economy, worth a remarkable 4,868 trillion Imperial Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,803 Imperial Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reddish-brown is the new black, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Otselic's national animal is the Puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

South Otselic is ranked 286,776^th in the world and 2^nd in Bible Believing Christians for Most Primitive, scoring -497.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.