The Kingdom of Spynualia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Pyhnoshkav Vhiashky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.652 billion Spynualians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fhicshnalan. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spynualian economy, worth 201 trillion vokhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 121,981 vokhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spynualia's national animal is the Spynua snake.

Spynualia is ranked 122,692^nd in the world and 50^th in Imperial World Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,024.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.