The Holy Wintrean Confederation of Stephenese Republic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ọba Ajikawe I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.188 billion Stephenese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilulodi. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stephenese economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion Nairas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 133,745 Nairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, the treehouse in Stephenese Cheetah Park is the tallest building in Stephenese Republic, all you have to do is pray to get into Stephenese Republic, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stephenese Republic's national animal is the Stephenese Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ìṣẹ̀ṣe.

Stephenese Republic is ranked 9,038^th in the world and 18^th in Wintreath for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,723.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.