The Kingdom of the Netherlands of Teikoku is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.549 billion Dutchmen are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Hague. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Dutch economy, worth 90.6 trillion Dutch Guilds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,499 Dutch Guilds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,087 per year while the poor average 4,860, a ratio of 69.4 to 1.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, Secular has been named as Teikoku's national religion, and male tourists tend to be fearful of Teikoku's deadly femme fatales. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Teikoku's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is Secular.

Teikoku is ranked 148,688^th in the world and 208^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Safest, scoring 59.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.