The The Morally Confused Dude of of The Ambis Puppet is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ambis with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 4.013 billion Ambis Puppetians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axohaven. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ambis Puppetian economy, worth 174 trillion Chips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,545 Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, a degree in Ambis Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and even God cannot save you in The Ambis Puppet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ambis Puppet's national animal is the Axolotl, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

The Ambis Puppet is ranked 98,904^th in the world and 9^th in Warzone Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.35 kickbacks per hour.