The Kingdom of The Bir-Tawil Quadrangle is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 999 million Bir-Tawil Quadrangleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The strong Bir-Tawil Quadranglean economy, worth 63.9 trillion Sudanese Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,927 Sudanese Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, discarded pennies litter the streets, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bir-Tawil Quadrangle's national animal is the Scarab Beetle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Bir-Tawil Quadrangle is ranked 221,499^th in the world and 319^th in United Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 3.93 flags saluted per person per day.