The Republic of The Blaatschapens nation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.082 billion Blaatschapens nationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The strong Blaatschapens nationian economy, worth 931 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,516 coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Blaatschapens nation's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Blaatschapens nation is ranked 120,240^th in the world and 12^th in Testregionia for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.